Al Lee Wyer: Music

Blue Sky, Red State (The Wrong Right)

(Al Lee Wyer)

Well I just went out and I joined that Christian Right Wing
You see JESUS has the hot line goin direct to them
So if I've ever got a Moral Problem
I let a EVANGELICAL solve em
Cause their the number one resident experts on the subject of Sin.
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I'm gonna cast my SACRED VOTE with that Christian Right Wing
Their gonna show me how to live their gonna put me on the Moral Road
Well all them Fornicating LIBERALS was laughing
Hell but Now their watching NASCAR and Wrasslin
When you got GOD and the SENATE and the HOUSE well that's all she wrote
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You know they don't eat no Bread if it's unleavened (Don't care if Jesus was a Jew)
Know a Godless man will seldom see the light (the only testament's brand new)
Their gonna make damned sure that we all get's to Heaven (dibs on Heaven)
If they got to take us kickin and a screamin well that's allright
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So you can Keep your Mr. Moon and your Maharishi
And the Guru and his Ilk they had their day
If the Congragation seems kind of Zany
Holy shades of Ayatollah Khomaini
their the number one protectors of the Morals of the USA
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You know they don't want's to hear no Evolution (I aint decended from no ape)
Know the Lord put the World together in seven days (Not six not five not four not Eight)
You know they've got the only rational solution (Absolution)
Well hell why do you have to think when you got BLIND FAITH.
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I'm gonna cast My Sacred Vote with that Christian Right Wing
Their gonna come to the rescue and you know their gonna save the day
Well the FRENCH say were stupid and don't know
Yeah but they can keep their fries and their BOURDEAUX
Cause JESUS just got himself a Condo in the USA
And if I've ever got a Moral Problem
I let an EVANGELICAL solve em
Cause their gonna do it right their gonna do it THEIR American Way